What happened
Not a review.
Why I was there. I love my Z650, but she isn’t comfortable on the longer rides we want to do, and I’d like to go further without being crippled. So I’m trying bikes. The Hornet was the one before. This was my first triple, because everyone bangs on about triples.
The ride there. My Cardo mic was broken, so Glyn monologued for forty minutes and I answered him knowing he’d only hear my replies when he edited the footage. He has since heard them. He’s very quiet now.
Stoke’s big roundabout. On the way in there’s a roundabout with no lane markings and, depending on who you ask, two, three or four lanes. Neither of us likes it. If you’re nervous, go in on the left and take your time. People make their own rules on it.
The oatcake. I couldn’t ride on an empty stomach, so there was a detour for an oatcake first. This is now a rule.
On the bike. The power lives higher up the revs than on the Z650, so for the first mile I thought it was slow. Then I found it, said something rude about it, and apologised to it. The seat is the whole story for me: the low seat is lower on paper than the Hornet’s, but it’s wider, so it feels taller. A stop on a sudden slope with a car behind me is the moment that decides whether a bike is mine, and on this one I’d be concentrating every single time.
The 800. I wanted to ride the Trident 800, but they didn’t have a demo. I sat on one in the showroom with the low seat and could manage it. If I like the 660, I’ll like the 800, and the 800 is the one I’m really interested in.
The finance desk. I resisted. I looked at the numbers, I looked at what the Z650 might fetch, and I decided two hours isn’t enough for me to know. I overthink; it takes me longer than two hours to feel at home on a bike, especially when I’m stopping to film. And there are new models coming that I’d hate to miss.
What I’d tell a mate who’s short. Sit on it with the low seat fitted, not the standard one. Put a foot down on both sides. Find the side stand with the engine off before you need it with the engine on. And ask about the clutch lever before you ask about the colour.


